A common sex toy mimmicing the fore arm and fist of the Greek character Adonis. It comes in 2 flavas The gradual knuckle for novices and the Business fist for stone cold sluts.
While shopping at the Get It On Shop Sherle was interested in buying the Fist of Adonis Business Fist model, I had to inform her, her asshole was not that reamed yet and she should get the gradual knuckle
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Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
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Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
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It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.
It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.
by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009
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Aldonia is a pretty good girl.
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by Mysterious man101 May 20, 2018
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just like... Adonisssss. Adonis is the ideal man, he meditates and has the focus of a monk. He enters a deep work flow with ease, and is entirely devoted to his true masculine purpose. Adonis has an impeccable physique, the product of countless hours in the gym, and the ladies LOVE it.
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