Acornd

When you organization/plan/idea/etc... that you had worked on for a long time is completely destroyed by your arch enemies using unfair, below the belt, CIA style direct actions.

- Did you hear about Fred? That dude got acornd pretty bad
- No, what happened
- The insurance company said he forgot to check a box in his application, so they denied his surgery and he died.
- Oh, shit you are right, he did get acornd in the ass.

by 805g September 21, 2009

alcoanxious

Alcohol induced anxiety, normally occurring the day after heavy drinking.

Ugh, last night was a lot. I woke up really alcoanxious!

by loftcrew March 18, 2017

acorn friend

Friends who are gay but aren't together.

You hanging with your acorn friends

by kkkkiihhuoghg June 16, 2017

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes

assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020