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Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020
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AGBALISTA

Synonymous to FULL SEND
Meaning: Really Gnarly, Cool, Awesome!
AGBALISTA YUN TOOOOOL! FULL SEND DIN!
by tiririt February 19, 2021
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Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.
Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.
by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020
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alalalalaala

What muslim terrorists say before combat.
Attack! Alalalalaala!!
by Of Course! May 17, 2016
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Alba

Alba is a beautiful , very kind person, and loving with everyone, especially with her friends. She has short brown, kind of curly and really beautiful hair. She has tan natural skin, and has a beautiful body. She doesn't think highly of herself all the time, but she is one of the most special, and talented person you will ever meet. She will always be by your side, and will constantly call in facetime until you pick up and cheer up your day. If you have an Alba in your life appreciate her, and let know she's worth the world, and she's loved.
Alba is wonderful.
Alba is beautiful.
Alba is creative and talented.
by Rosegolddango October 28, 2020
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jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood September 13, 2005
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Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.
George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.
by Fiel August 26, 2005
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