Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 16, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pipe Warmer mug.The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.
by boobie1022 November 30, 2013
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Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?
Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014
Get the Alaskan Porn mug.When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.
by LOLNOU February 1, 2008
Get the alaskan fireman mug.When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
by Sean Payton May 13, 2008
Get the alaskan ski pole mug.when you are fucking a girl form behind while she is facing a window you stop fucking her. then your friend takes over and she thinks you are still fucking her. You go outside and go to the window and yell surprise!
by p8ntballer mike April 3, 2009
Get the alaskan houdini mug.A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.
Used in an everyday conversation:
Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting
Phil: Yeah
Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that
Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon
Paul: Oh ok thats better
Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting
Phil: Yeah
Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that
Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon
Paul: Oh ok thats better
by Scotie the great March 7, 2009
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