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Afterswipe

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.
Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?
by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011
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Aftershock

When one has completed taking a dump, they shit again afterwards.
Steve: Why you stink muhfuhkuh?
Bartholameau: Man, I just took a shit, but I got hit with that aftershock.
by DawktorCawktor May 26, 2015
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aftershart

Shortly after taking a massive shit you get the urge to shit again, and it feels huge and takes great effort but only the size of a grape.
After taking massive shit i ran back to the bathroom for an aftershart
by ShartLorde August 30, 2015
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After-Shit

An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
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aftershock

That little bit of cum that escapes out of the penis approximately 10 minutes after set stimulation, i.e. blow job, hand job, or the preferable way, sex.
Don't get dressed just yet, I still need to aftershock.
by Darene August 2, 2007
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afterspice

some stanky ass nug piles; damn skunky herbal products; sticky icky delightfullness
Yo im bout to toast a j, u wanna get cooked on some afterspice?
by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011
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Aftershock

The last remnants of semen after the climax of sexual pleasure
The boy takes one last pull and cleans the Aftershock off his tip with a napkin to ensure his pants will be dry and clean
by healthclasshero December 9, 2011
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