aftereaters

The vape hits after eating a meal.

That pizza was so good, time for my aftereaters

by Jakemac34 March 4, 2020

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Afterthot

The girl you text after your main girl bails on you. Typically for a booty call. Not to be confused with side piece.

Well, Jenny bailed again. Time to text my afterthot Bailey to come over.

by Abrafam dinkin February 15, 2022

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Oompa Loompa Afterbirth

When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.

Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.

Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.

by YO-YOgenius June 20, 2020

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Afterthot

N. A Thot (That Hoe Over There) who is so incredibly stupid and ignorant, the THOUGHT of even fucking with her anymore upsets you.

Why don't you even fuck with her anymore? Cuz she a damn Afterthot.

by Laredo[HK] April 10, 2015

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You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

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sex without the afterbitch

term used to describe something amazingly awesome

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009

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Afterbirther

A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.

Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.

by treadlocke May 20, 2011

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