2nd Amendment

The right of militia. But nobody cares about that, It's all about the right to keep and bear arms.

Guy #1 - I have a 2nd amendment.

Guy #2 - Yes

by Yes Man Jr December 10, 2020

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Amendment 27

Don't Hate, appre-ciate

Diana-hey you, i hate your shirt
Kendall- your breaking amendment 27

by rumpppppppppppz August 3, 2011

amendment 32

it’s illegal to write about yourself from an outside perspective.

friend: i think i’m gonna write about my performance at the school play
me: nope. amendment 32

by limebeansheart November 12, 2021

Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.

Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.

by NateVRC July 18, 2024

Amendment Bomb

A tactic used by opponents of a bill, often done by throwing a large amount of amendments to slow the bill with intent on killing it.

"Someone brought a bill into the floor and a lot of representatives are doing an Amendment Bomb strategy in order to kill it."

by Godzilla2019 May 13, 2025

eighteenth amendmenting

When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time

nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night

by Posterboy69 April 21, 2010