acrostic poem

An acrostic is a poem or other form of writing in which the first letter, syllable or word of each line, paragraph or other recurring feature in the text spells out a word or a message.

Acrostic poem of the name/word "Jim"
J-Joking
I-intriguing
M-millionaire

by Jimmy The Guy January 15, 2014

Goin' across the river

Derived from a scene in Chapter 7 of the World War I novel "All Quiet on the Western Front" by Erich Remarque, the term "goin' across the river" means to have sex, as the three main characters must cross a river to visit French whores.

Courtney: Yo Tyler! Goin' across the river tonight?
Tyler: Heck yeah, we're going on a band trip!

by Katczinsky the Awesome Guy April 21, 2009

5 across the ass

To dish out some justice upon your child. The old fashioned way.

I'm gonna give you 5 across the ass!

by Krusty krab pizza June 17, 2016

Army Acronyms

Funny acronyms and slangs used by American soldiers in wars.

Here is a list of the most popular army acronyms.

REMF - Rear-Echelon Motherfucker
ATFU - Ate The Fuck Up
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It. Drive On
FIIGMO - Fuck It, I've Got My Orders
FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens
FM - Fucking Magic
FNG - Fucking New Guy
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FODA - Fuck Off and Die Asshole
FTA - Fuck The Army
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBIJAR - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Just a Reservist
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIS - Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping
FUGAZI - Fucked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In
FYB - Fuck Your Buddy
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck-up
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
NFG - No Fucking Good
NPGs - No Pussy Getters
BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to army issue eyeglasses
PFC - Pointless Fucking Chevron, or Proud Fucking Civilian
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
SOS - Same Old Shit
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SSND - Same Shit, New Day
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
SST - Shit-Sucking Truck, Slang for the vehicle used to remove human waste from the portable toilets.
S-FUS - Standard Fucked Up Situation
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
YMRASU - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army backwards)
WTF - What The Fuck, said as "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on radio's

by Hojko January 19, 2008

Acronym Treatment

Acronym Treatment: During a IMing session in which the other person only says things like hbu nm etc

Dude: Hey whats up?
Dude#2: Nm hbu?
Dude: Damn acronym treatment..

by solstice.barrett March 14, 2010

across

From one side to the other of (something).
.expression movement over a place or region.
.expression position or orientation.
.used with an expression of measurement.
.with reference to a crossword puzzle answer that reads horizontally.

.I ran across the street .
.they lived across the street from one another.
.can grow to 4 feet across.
.19 across.

by Daniel667 May 23, 2018

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006