jawad abbas is a sexy motherfucker
by officiallyofficial12 April 30, 2020
Abbas Kasim Mulji
Some of abbas’s Traits
1. Abbas is very good at basketball in fact if he was a NBA 2k19 player he would be a defending playmaking sharp shooter
He is a very good defender if he really was “tryharding”. We know this since we have been tracking Abbas down with a tracker in his upper arm to watch what he does everyday. And we are surprised of how good he is at basketball
2. Abbas used to loveeeeee Fortnite. In fact he was so good at it that he could’ve done the best 90s ever.
3. Abbas’s blonde hair. Sometimes he likes to feel fashion so he likes getting that flashy stuff
4. Ali is low key worse than him at everything.jk
5.THIS WAS ALL A PRANK
ALI MADE THIS
Some of abbas’s Traits
1. Abbas is very good at basketball in fact if he was a NBA 2k19 player he would be a defending playmaking sharp shooter
He is a very good defender if he really was “tryharding”. We know this since we have been tracking Abbas down with a tracker in his upper arm to watch what he does everyday. And we are surprised of how good he is at basketball
2. Abbas used to loveeeeee Fortnite. In fact he was so good at it that he could’ve done the best 90s ever.
3. Abbas’s blonde hair. Sometimes he likes to feel fashion so he likes getting that flashy stuff
4. Ali is low key worse than him at everything.jk
5.THIS WAS ALL A PRANK
ALI MADE THIS
by XxRecklxZLion’s slave August 05, 2019
A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
by largegord April 21, 2021
by Diego Mendez_ December 18, 2019
An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.
by AbbasSecretary December 14, 2015
a very epic guy, he doesnt get butthurt over everything and idk how he still tolerates me. keeps getting bullied by me and amal but he doesnt really seem to mind
by cocomo:) November 21, 2021
by Abbas. November 23, 2021