assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

by Blkprep May 1, 2018

AssBikanerVala

Common Nickname for people named Ashwika (Silent H and spoken as AssWeekAah)

AssBikanerVala likes Jhruv Dain or so i have heard

by Aapki MoM ka Brdr November 7, 2022

Assafia

A land in Algeria that is famous for containing the mystical region and village of Cherguiya

Guy1:so i've been to assafia last week on a motorcycle.
Guy2:did you visit cherguiya ?
Guy1:ofc bruv nearly got charmed by the sunrise and passed the 1 hour limit , but here i am.

by verytrustworthy1 April 28, 2023

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

assbirds

The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.

Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!

by assbirdy May 5, 2005