asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr

ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

reverse asmr

Reverse asmr is when you get as close to your mic as possible and start shouting. The goal is to hurt others ears or break their headphones. This can also include other loud noises

*shouting* YOU LIKE THAT SOUND *CRUNCH*
Steve: Mmmmmm reverse asmr

by Ani_Chan September 18, 2018

ASMR Harassment

When your friends suddenly speak really close to their microphones, so you get an unwanted ASMR session that gives you chills and makes you uncomfortable.

Example 1:
Isaac: Alex ASMR harassed us last night in VC and it was painful.
Timmy: Bruh.

Example 2:
Fish: ASMR Harassment makes people feel uncomfortable, so please stop doing it.

by fishwithrestrainingorder June 16, 2021

ASMR God

An ASMR God is when you eat an orange, peeled everything to the point where you throw up.

You are an ASMR God

by ASMR GOD April 1, 2019

asmr rap

Another word for whisper rap

Person 1: Ay yo you heard this song called "ASMR"?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why is it called that?
Person 1: Cause he whisper raps on it and its like asmr, they call it asmr rap or whisper rap
Person 2: Sounds cool man lemme hear it
Person 1: Ight imma put it on now

by Sotirf Beats January 27, 2019

wonderland asmr

some short ass girl that whispers into a mic

“have you seen wonderland asmr’s channel yet? she’s done another wacky one.”

by forevertwentydepressed September 3, 2018

VA ASMR

VA (voice actor) ASMR, is the biggest mistake in human history. With many topics ranging from mommy ASMR, to yandere ASMR, it is mostly listened to by touch deprived, depressed, and just plain old weird people.

Person 1: Did you hear about VA ASMR? It’s high-key weird asf.
Person 2: Yeah, my 13 year old sister listens to it…

by REESESPUFFSREESESPUFFSEATEMUP June 19, 2022