Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

carpet artist

The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.

I am endlessly astounded by your undying commitment to the craft, you are a true carpet artist!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Scam Artist

The person who creates and runs a scam. The mastermind behind the operation but is also often the scammer who actually caries out the con or swindle.

"He's a fricken' scam artist and I wouldn't trust him with a dead fly."

by Grund1e September 1, 2006

Penis Artist

Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.

if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.

PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.

by Spencer Mahan June 9, 2005

sleep artist

A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.

He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021