Apple

A failed computer software company with pissy fanboys that are angry that an underdog company took the title of monopolization over computer software from them and put the company 6-feet under. And don't complain because no amount of bitching is going to change the fact that a "mighty" software company is hanging on by a thread with a fuckin' Mp3 player. Once the ipod is finnaly outdone, the company will be dead.(Thank god i can finally stop hearing morons trying to defend somtething like this).

"Hey did you see that new iphone from Apple?"
"Dude, I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than by a $600 dollar fuckin' phone."

by Sean GE June 19, 2007

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 05, 2020

apple

A quazi-craze in the baby name game apparently started by Gweneth Paltrow's agent.

Have they named the baby yet?

Yeah, the went all hollywood and the poor kid's gonna be called Apple.

Idiots!

by freestyle princess December 09, 2004

apple

an apple is a really yummy fruit that is one of my personal favorites. yum yum!!

Dominque: hey Bailee want an orange?
Me: no thanks I will have an apple yum yum!!

by Bailee Ring September 23, 2006

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 07, 2019

apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene October 22, 2005

apple

Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

by moltovivace February 23, 2005