Amsterdam clam bake

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.

I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.

by DSTAB November 17, 2016

Amsterdam Mr Whippy

When a female prostitute squats over you and takes a runny shit on your chest

I paid £50 for an Amsterdam Mr Whippy last night, I even licked the frosting

by PollyPocket4 February 7, 2021

Amsterslam

The Red-Light district of Amsterdam as referred by Vancouverites

Let's all go to Amsterslam and get Jizzered.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010

Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.

GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.

by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013

amsterdaming

Smoking pot and engaging in sex with a prostitute.

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.

by Redguard October 12, 2015

Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it

“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”

by Silver haze November 19, 2017

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff

Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake

by Kemostar June 9, 2018