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The name you accidentally say and then follow up with "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEXA"
You(on the phone): Wud up Alexa
Amazon Alexa: Sorry I don't know that one
You(yelling): SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEXA!
Alexa by WoketyWoke May 23, 2018
Alexa plays Despacito when you're sad
"This is so sad, I broke up with my girlfriend, Alexa play Despacito
Alexa by Blowjobisbetterthannojob September 7, 2018
A weeaboo and a fujoshi, needs better taste in men. *cough *cough Simon *cough
Her sole purpose is to cheer people up, she has a keen eye for music
James: I can't believe my dad has cancer, it's stage four... the doctor said he has about a month to live
Adam:OMG that's so sad Alexa play Despacito
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Alexa by MEMEKING69420NICE March 24, 2019
Alexa is a person that would date someone with a J or an A she is one smart funny beautiful person she has the sexiest body she has a bad attitude she fights really good don’t come for her if you don’t Want to get your ass beat 🤣🤣🤦🏽 ♀️
Alexa is the best girlfriend u could have
Alexa by Babygirrllll January 2, 2020
One dumb bitch// this girl has no fucking idea what she is doing 24/7 and will destroy her entire life just cause she’s bored. She reallllly needs to finish her homework
Omg Henry’s dating Alexa?
Alexa by Msboothang420 April 23, 2019