A bitch. A full grown cunt. A sped ass motherfucker that yells AIWPWANE AIWPWANE AIWPWANE like a retarded ass bitch. Not a single person is friends with that sped ass orphan inbred pig that’s built like a fucking skeleton from Minecraft. She gets bullied but she deserves it.
by CJP503 May 04, 2022
A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.
Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.
by Nonolith July 13, 2012
a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"; meaning the armpits and the crotch region
Dude 1: Hey, are you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man. When?
Dude 1: In about five minutes.
Dude 2: Oh shit! I'll just take an airplane bath and go!
Dude 2: Yeah, man. When?
Dude 1: In about five minutes.
Dude 2: Oh shit! I'll just take an airplane bath and go!
by Elizatreyred October 28, 2013
by Keith January 04, 2004
by J-dong August 30, 2006
Avoiding all technology and social networks so as not to ruin a game that you will watch the reply of later
You coming over to watch the game?
Nah man gotta work so gonna go into airplane mode and watch the replay later
hey why didnt you reply to my twitter message?
Dont wanna know the bulls score so ive been in airplane mode
Nah man gotta work so gonna go into airplane mode and watch the replay later
hey why didnt you reply to my twitter message?
Dont wanna know the bulls score so ive been in airplane mode
by stinx2001 December 03, 2009
a joyful maneuver in which the arms are spread to imitate wings and one begins making motor noises while running erratically. usually done while high or drunk
by sneaky Jay December 23, 2008