Jizzle sticks

dried up cum/seamen in lines on any surface and/or person. This can also be a word used in place of a curse word.

Woah nice jizzle sticks there perfectly straight.

You really gave her jizzle sticks?

What the jizzle sticks!!

by getoffmylawn14 August 27, 2009

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

sizzle jizzle

When a man shoots a load of cum into a fire

Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.

by JL_JL July 10, 2018

jizzle juice

cum, jizz

I just love shootin mah jizzle juice all over mah girl.

by Billy Bob Camoose November 15, 2003

jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

by Amxkool August 4, 2011

jizzle quizzle

smells like crap

man whats that jizzle quizzle?

by gasco June 22, 2003