Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

Ba-Donk-A-Front

Referring to or of a man's exceptionally large bulge in his pants due to his penis.

All the girls love my Ba-Donk-A-Front

by Rigo (Boston) February 1, 2009

Dog a Frog

The most deadliest come back to the famous meme "Your Mom GAE"

Caleb:Your granny tranny

Kyle: Your gramp tramp

Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you

Kyle:Do it pussy

Caleb:Your sister a mister

Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY

by Not Heasson April 3, 2018

A frosty Jim

A frosty Jim is When a man urinates in a condom, ties it up, freezes it and uses it to pleasure a girl

A gave my girlfriend a frosty Jim last night and she loved it!

by John the craftsman March 28, 2019

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Need a Frosty

v. - To be grouchy enough to warrant a walk to the nearest Wendy's and have your friends buy you a Frosty in an attempt to help you feel better. Usually displayed by pouty chipmunk cheeks.

Look at Nick's pouty chipmunk cheeks. He's gonna need a Frosty after the football game.

by YAMuffin October 19, 2005