When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
Get the Lightning In A Bottle mug.Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.
Can also be used as "love in a bottle".
Can also be used as "love in a bottle".
by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025
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by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."
"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."
"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"
"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."
"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."
"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."
"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"
"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."
"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."
"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014
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"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.
by shawtybad555 December 6, 2010
Get the body like a coke bottle mug.When a guy spaffs into a bottle filled with liquid (usually sprite) and the girl proceeds to drink it.
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