Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.

"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."

by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016

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shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC January 02, 2016

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i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

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Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

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A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

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Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 26, 2010

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two assloads

by nevynevynolegs November 01, 2017

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