Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD

shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever

by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! May 15, 2011

jokes

Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.

1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!

by Very hot girl September 24, 2007

no joke

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

by Jailbait Kate June 18, 2007

Joke

A joke describes how things seen, heard, felt, tasted or smelled with pieces which are alike or opposite are said to be connected by a combination of both.

Example of a joke. Weixler-The people on Television are acting suspicious I better watch them.

by MatthewMichael October 26, 2018

Jokes

Term used by townie folk, to describe someting funny

Rory: This is jokes man.

by Wheelboob April 04, 2003

Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

joke on

a male with a laughably small penis even when erect

Girl we was good to go but that nigga had a joke on!

Did you check joel in his boxers this morning? Ha what a joke on!

by dstacks August 19, 2009