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Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD
shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever
by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! June 10, 2011
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jokes

Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.
1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!
by Very hot girl October 7, 2007
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no joke

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.
Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.
by Jailbait Kate July 16, 2007
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Joke

A joke describes how things seen, heard, felt, tasted or smelled with pieces which are alike or opposite are said to be connected by a combination of both.
Example of a joke. Weixler-The people on Television are acting suspicious I better watch them.
by MatthewMichael October 26, 2018
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Jokes

Term used by townie folk, to describe someting funny
Rory: This is jokes man.
by Wheelboob April 4, 2003
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Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
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joke on

a male with a laughably small penis even when erect
Girl we was good to go but that nigga had a joke on!

Did you check joel in his boxers this morning? Ha what a joke on!
by dstacks August 19, 2009
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