jasper

one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything

he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.

Angel: how did you get here, to heaven
Person: fortnite shut down, so i pulled a jasper.

by big pp because July 25, 2020

jasper

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

by jasmannoan March 30, 2009

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jasper

its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin

Fuck Jasper u gay fag.

by dsadas November 1, 2007