Doctor

Either a person who heals people with their magical smarts or a miserable kid with that last name who, believe it or not, KNOWS THAT IF HE BECAME A DOCTOR HE WOULD BE DR. DOCTOR. Those of the latter groups would like to tell you to STOP SINGING DOCTOR DOCTOR. They really don't like that and you really aren't being original.
John : DUDE, wouldn't it be so sweet if Josh Doctor became a doctor?
Then he would be Dr. Doctor
*bursts into song*
Humphrey : C'mon man, could you imagine how often he gets that?
by ******Doctor February 06, 2010
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the doctor

another term that can be substituted for marijuana, dagga, dakka, herb, weed, greenery, giggle weed, love blossom, love bud, giggle bud, giggle blossom
Groove: Have you seen the doctor?
Sis: Yoh, and am on my way to the healin.
by Jack Weed November 24, 2006
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like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.
the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.
by Mcgwicko January 01, 2017
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Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.
Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2017
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proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.
That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.
by MJ\/FB October 09, 2013
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proud doctor

Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.
The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.
by Grand Firctionary January 17, 2014
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prop-doctor

A douche MD that utilizes props to teach basic physiological processes to an audience of simpletons.
Some TV show had people up on stage crawling through a large colon playing with chocolate feces. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.
by sciflyer.25 October 20, 2013
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