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80's Gay

Adjective.

1. Something that is unnecessarily complicated or an undue hassle that results in people having to do extra work because someone is an asshole.

2. Something that is deliberately perverse and against the established ways of society to be irritating and provoke a reaction.

3. Inadequate manliness.
"Nah, I can't come to the party, boss is making us strip down the dish washer again because we missed wiping off one bracket; it's fucking 80's gay."

"Don't ask Steven to come help move for pizza and beer again; he just prances around and tries to supervise since he's so 80's gay he can't lift like a man."
by Old beer can June 17, 2022
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80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
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80 shit

phrase: to say alot of things that may be the truth or
lies usually about a person or subject; or to talk
mess or junk most often out rage or dislike.
I heard that bitch was talkin 80 shit about me; she's a hater.

or

The test wasn't even that hard that teacher was talkin 80 shit about it.
by luvlyuno June 29, 2008
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80/35

An amazing music festival located in Des Moines, Iowa. It was created by the one and only Amedeo Rossi. The festival has a bit of everything, for example, indie, rock, alternative, and they're even trying to incorporate more hip hop as well. They have two free stages and then a big stage that the headliners play on. There is also a V.I.P section that you can be a part of if you pay for it. The V.I.P section comes with meals for both 2 days. The catering last year was provided by Fusion catering by Shaun O'leary. Attire for 80/35: anything. Be your self and show off your amazingly funky and fabulous clothes, everyone does! Because this is Des Moines, hell yes! Raygun t-shirt reference haha! 80/35 has in past years has featured artists and bands such as: Flaming Lips, David Byrne and St. Vincent, Wu Tang Clan, Leslie and the Lies, Death Cab for Cutie, The Avett Brothers, Dinosaur Jr., Leftover Salmon, and many more amazing bands. At 80/35 you will be sure to find an artist you like (and you might find some you don't like) because a big part of the festival is about discovering new music as a community. At 80/35 you will not have to worry about food because there are food stands and for some shopping lovers there are also little stores that set up a tent with their amazing creations. 80/35 is incredible and anyone reading this needs to go to this festival in DES MOINES, IA! It is in the summer and they have a website people!
by Swimdiverun May 13, 2014
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80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
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80%afk

80% afk is when you are trying to find your dick with one hand and holding the magnifying glass with three fingers on the other hand

-jay666 (from Unreal Tournament '99)
MyCoolOnlineName>i have to go AFK guys
MyCoolOnlineName is now known as MyCoolOnlineName80%afk
by Me I January 11, 2009
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80 pounds overweight

When someone has a child
Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: "awe fuck that"
by poononu January 24, 2008
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