8

A number.

Bob: How old are you?
Ferdinand: I'm 8 years old!

by xspinningisfun December 23, 2009

8

8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."

by lilzor July 19, 2016

the 8

The first definition for "the 8" is a guy whom no matter what the circumstance he will listen to others and do what they say. The second definition is a slang term used for a computer. The 8 could also mean somebody who is full of useless information just like a computer and uses false words and needless phrases at the wrong time.

DJ: The 8 buy me China Garden NOW!
JP: Okay DJ whatever you want man.

JP: Can I buy 2 coolers off of you?!
DJ: We are in the middle of the fucking woods,do i look like a liqor store to you the 8!? Give me 40 dollars tomorrow for them
JP: alright man if i'm not there at 11 I owe you 50 bucks instead.

by Flynner January 22, 2007

<=8 8=>

Pen!$es

<=8 8=>

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 25, 2018

8'

Size of you-know-what.
perfect

When something is right-on or just as you want it

My god, it was nearly 8" (ie it was nearly perfect)

by Rosa January 24, 2005

(>^^.)>....::<=8( ))

kirby playing catcher
used mostly in chat rooms, instant messaging, text messages, MMORPG's

person1: <blah>
person2: <blah>
person3:oo look at this

(>^^.)>....::<=8( ))
person4: ew kirby!
person5: <blah>

by a big bunghole May 21, 2009

8=|)

Penis. The more equals signs, the larger the penis.

Person 1: Mind if I show you my 8=|)?
Person 2: Well just look at my 8======================|)

by Dimitri Shostakovich June 13, 2007