january 20th

the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie

“bro it’s january 20th!”

“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”

by ywcunt October 28, 2019

July 20th

National Suck Your Boyfriends Dick Day

Why suck your boyfriends dick? Because it’s July 20th

by Colden6969 July 19, 2020

20th century

Old-fashioned and outdated.

My computer is so 20th century.
That music is so 20th century.
His values are so 20th century.

by Arizona Jaguar September 28, 2005

March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

February 20th

National suck dick day

Ayo it’s February 20th
Come suck

by food27789737392047 October 3, 2019

january 20th

The day America will collapse in on itself.

Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!

Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

by MathWiz248 January 17, 2017

March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020