A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016
Get the 7/11 Was a Part Time Job mug.when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
by Mark Elliott March 1, 2007
Get the 7-11's other tax mug.7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
by bryansteldag November 2, 2023
Get the 7/11 brown or 9/11 brown mug.1: 7/11 is the day all car guys meet up at their local 7/11 and celebrate its birthday.
2: 7/11 is the official car guy gas station.
2: 7/11 is the official car guy gas station.
You: “Hey, wanna go to the 7/11 and take some pics?
Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”
You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”
Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”
Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”
You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”
Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”
by broveski November 5, 2021
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Literal garbage pile owned by Caucasians who bombed their own countries, then get let into America by Caucasian supremacist presidents.
Literal garbage pile owned by Caucasians who bombed their own countries, then get let into America by Caucasian supremacist presidents.
Nobody buys from 7/11s, why do they still exist?
I guess capitalism doesn't exist for Caucasians, only for the person being colonized.
I guess capitalism doesn't exist for Caucasians, only for the person being colonized.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024
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Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
by Alien blues January 21, 2022
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