Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.
Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 7, 2013
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Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014
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The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.
by Armando Perez April 17, 2005
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Get the After Shame mug.The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006
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The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
by AfterForever April 13, 2014
Get the after forever mug.An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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