La Rona

A “Spanglish” contraction for coronavirus.

“La Rona got my life all fucked up, but my mom’s an ICU nurse and I worry about her. ¡La Rona Cabrona!

by The Mighty Ox May 27, 2020

RONA SZN

what’s the forecast says? It’s a full send baby it’s RONA SZN today while it’s RONA I’ll fuck yo Dads Wife lone dick style!!!

Mamas RONA SZN send it

by Dankmemo December 23, 2017

Rona Bona

Definition 1: An erection caused by nothing else than the boredom and thought of the pussy that you used to/could get if it weren’t for this made up virus
Definition 2: an excuse for your unrelenting horniness to females that are not attractive if society was still normal

Also can be used to excuse an

Damn bro, this chick at work today gave me a huge Rona Bona I can’t get rid of.

I mean damn, she’s like a 2, but I would eat the ass out of Lizzo to get rid of this Rona Bona.

by G-Money7 April 30, 2020

Rona Rape

Non-consensual physical contact or closeness during the Corona pandemic

Please don’t Rona rape me I have asthma

by Jellyjubie July 27, 2020

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

Big Rona

A slang for the coronavirus. The only One to beat Hitler's K/D Besides Stalin.

Your Mate: Bro, have you heard of the coronavirus?
You: You mean Big Rona? Yeah! It beat Hitler's K/D A couple of days ago!
Your Mate: Yeah! Big Rona Is scary..

by Makkobtw April 8, 2020

riding 'rona

Having sex with a woman who has COVID-19 specifically so that you can feel her pelvic floor muscles give you a good yank every time she convulses from coughing.

Man, I was riding 'rona on Megan the other day and it felt great then, less so now that I'm in the ICU with a 104 fever.

by theotherpervypilot March 29, 2020