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selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017
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Deranged Grindr Syndrome

Deranged Grindr Syndrome (or DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of antisocial or psychotic symptoms including:

- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers

- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves

- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again

- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation

- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online

If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome is like when some rando with no face pic hole-bombs you with 15 photos of their gaping anus and then demands that you unlock your private album.
by xxxtraspecial June 2, 2024
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Myguy Syndrome

A deadly, horrible sickness that can inflict any fantasy football GM if they are not careful. Myguy Syndrome make a league owner drunk on their own player.

Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted
GM #1: Hey, what would it cost to get Jeudy off your hands?

GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!
by Real dynasty dude August 14, 2024
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hot girl syndrome

When a woman is so attractive she believes she never has to take accountability or do any kind of real self-improvement, reflection or therapy because she will always have people fawning over her no matter how shitty of a person she is.
"she just thinks she can go on treating people that way.. total hot girl syndrome"
by chagga16 March 6, 2024
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The Anun Syndrome

A syndrome where you loose all interest in studying and want to drop or smt idk

Written by the combined force of MNUMS E109 Gang
OH no Nandia just diagnosed with the Anun Syndrome
by Barker the Wise February 14, 2023
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Dracoo Syndrome

Dracoo syndrome or It’s scientific classification “RonaldMattesonaphobia” is a condition in which a person has a sexual affair with a minor. They are either 18 or close to that age. That person also records the affair without the other ones consent. Visual illustrations containing child pornography are deemed illegal under federal law. These may include photographs, videos, digital downloads, images produced to depict an actual minor, undeveloped film and video and electronically stored data.
“Did you hear what about what happened to jaden”

“No Why?”

“He contracted Dracoo syndrome
by Doctor Erotic Barber June 11, 2022
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Pharisaical Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. People with this often make a show of being good rather than actually being good.
Corrupt church officials such as crooked pastors, elders, and deacons are the first people that come to mind when thinking of pharisaical personality syndrome.

Communal narcissists also exhibit this if they are in the church or claim to be Christian when they aren't.
by Dark Hood March 9, 2024
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