Water Ball Kiss

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

by hisoka's lover March 17, 2021

Break my balls

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase that means “annoying someone”.

SHABNAM!! DON’T BREAK MY BALLS ANYMORE, OK??
IF YOU DO, GET LOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

Balls

Balls are something that you like to put in ur mouth.

“Daddy, can we play with my brothers balls?”

by Hardman69 July 22, 2022

Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none

Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024