like a dirty sanchez, except without poop, you use cum and you stick pubes in the cum making a mustache.
by Paul'sBF February 23, 2008

The biggest slag around who has probably even slept with your grandad. She most definitely has aids and it giving a frog a blow job right now.
‘Oh god. It is dirty Ella. I walked in on her shagging her cousin yesterday’
‘Nah mate i was shagging dirty ella yesterday’
‘Nah bro that was me’
🤔🤭
‘Nah mate i was shagging dirty ella yesterday’
‘Nah bro that was me’
🤔🤭
by Ellathesheep April 19, 2020

When you have 69 with a girl and while shes sucking your dick she takes a shit on your face and then she smushes it all over your face. often a funny thing to do is send in the video tape to "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" and laugh your ass ohh.
by dancingdildinos June 9, 2007

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
by jojo March 4, 2004

by Kinda me April 22, 2020

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

The art of shoving items in ones own rectum and bragging about doing so in vast detail. Mostly reffering to paistries and other once edible items but not confined to such objects.
I'd offer you a doughnut but I Dirty Paschalled it last night with a little grape jelly and some....
by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007
