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Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full
Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!
by Dobby38 April 25, 2025
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Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.
Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.
by rb1190 May 22, 2023
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Cock

Look at that huge, fat, girthy, and juicy cock! I just want to shove it in my mouth!
by CockConsumer May 3, 2024
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big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023
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cock pollen

Old, dead skin from the taint area. Usually found under the nails of an elderly man with sagging balls.
My new client had a bad case of cock pollen under his nails.
by Speeder.578 July 27, 2022
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Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
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bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work
man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag
by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018
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