Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.

My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.

by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020

Hot Fudge Robert Mugabe

When you shit all over propaganda posters to try and get someone removed from office

I’m going to pull a Hot Fudge Robert Mugabe if that dude keeps doing that

by Unknown_Ent72 June 5, 2025

Dude with a hot sister

Sebastian is a Dude with a hot sister

Sebastian is a dude with a hot sister

by Lolperk June 10, 2022

Clover is hot

It means that Clover is very hot yes indeed, add my discord if u don’t mind ;) Clover#2626 And legit. Clover hot, u hot.

Girl 1: I am feeling like Clover is hot…
Girl 2: Same here.
Clover: Yes I am hot.
Girl 1 and 2: OMFG CLOVER FUCK ME DADDYYYY

by Worthlessclover June 12, 2022

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016