Cock

Another name for it is cock. It is the handle, it is the most important thing in a man. It is the cherry on top. If you want a cock in your ass, the come to my house! I have a thiccc dick! My cock is so thick, sexy, and cumming thing in the world! You know you want it!!

My cock is so sexy, thicc, and plain awesome!

by Bcreeper November 7, 2018

cock loathing

When a man puts his penis between two slices of bread and proceeds to insert his penis into a vagina or anal cavity of either man or woman.

Man my cock loathing was so hard last night

by Milkbottle69 September 16, 2017

grummy cock

The art of having a particularly crusty penis.

Person 1: Damn that guy from Caboolture has an absolutely wacker of a grummy cock. Person 2: Fucken ken oath mate you're better off in Townsville, I can smell that shit from the sunny coast.

by cabooltureboi May 22, 2019

Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 18, 2022

Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

cock

you put it in meat cutter

suck my cock
wtf kyle i’m a lesbian

by cacashit September 19, 2021

cock smuggler

rooster thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.

by anonymous November 19, 2022