little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
by obssessivefangirl July 28, 2016
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Balls or testicles as they are known in some parts of the world Have been known as to Obtained vaginal secretions from a lady slophole, These Undignified Secretions are not only disgusting But can lead to diseases such as stank foot,twitchy lip and Negro Hair.... To solve this issue that has plagued man for centuries Scientists created the ball bib,Scrote Tote,or Nut Nappy as they are known To finally keep such abomination away from The the pure Just And righteous genitalia of the male And free from the Adulterous, Unholy And pretty much proven to be the devil's Roast beef sandwich or female vagina as Liberal science would want you to call It.
Excuse me Whore How much would it cost to dip my chicken in your slop hole, And don't worry about me catching any of your diseases Whore I brought my ball bibs.
by Layla Cox October 26, 2022
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Get the Brown balls mug.When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.
DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.
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