“OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
Get the Cockmug. Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Get the How fat is your cock thoughmug. by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
Get the Cock weaselmug. Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 18, 2023
Get the Johnny Big Cockmug. a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.
by unkoolaid August 29, 2021
Get the horse cockmug. 
