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Cock

OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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cock

by chicken..man April 24, 2022
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Cock

I have 20 cocks on my farm
by Chill0327 May 2, 2019
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Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 18, 2023
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horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.
Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!
by unkoolaid August 29, 2021
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