heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

8-Ball-Gang

A Gang for mentally unstable kids.

"You're in the 8-ball-gang? You must be fucking crazy!"

by SaitoTW January 12, 2021

ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 10, 2020

Becca balls

Becca balls is when a very sexy girl by the name of Becca flirts with you and gets you horny af only to scoot off into the night before you get any action. Similar to blue balls only way more painful.

Goddamn Becca, she Becca balls me again last night. She was telling me how she gives the wettest blowjobs and wants me to tie her up and have my way with her, but when I went to the bathroom to freshen up, she was gone before I got out.

by Your fav yogurt throat puncher August 2, 2023

ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls

After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers

by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.

Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.

by Demnar November 12, 2010