mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

Sex

What you'll never have if you keep reading on this website.

Any normal guy: Hey, just had sex yesterday.
Urban dictionary reader: you can actually have that??

by Denzter December 9, 2021

Cultural sex

The type of sex that you think would be good but then is kind of shit

You could feel it was just cultural sex with terence

by roi4854 December 10, 2021

Sex

How babies are made

I bet they had sex

by Don’t Mess With Tremble >:( December 10, 2021

Sex

Something you’ll never have.

“Since I looked up sex in the urban dictionary, I’m going to be a lonely person forever. I should go back to working at McDonald’s.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

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by nylonthingy December 11, 2021

Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.

Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."

by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021