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cool beans man

by rex113 April 11, 2017
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Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
by kelpleilani June 8, 2017
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man made lake

A term used to describe a transgender woman's vagina
Person 1 : What do think about Caitlyn Jenner's new pussy ?

Person 2 : It's a man made lake
by Sivad Nekatre June 15, 2017
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Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.
My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!
by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017
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Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 5, 2017
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Propose my man

The girl wants to say,

After I fell in love with u

I fell in love with my life.

Be with me always.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017
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cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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