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Emily Williams

Female with a penis as a head who feeds off of attention from nudist turtles.
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1. that bitch loves naked turtles. She is such an Emily Williams.

2. Aww, her head is a penis. Let's call her emily Williams.
by knowledgeGod March 6, 2015
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Willard

i just pulled a willard when i was skating
by eyitsswaggg November 14, 2011
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William Hung

The most annoying person in the world,someone please shoot him in the head or something!
He dances like an idiot,he sings like and idiot so that means..HE'S AN IDIOT!!!
by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004
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William Blake

William Blake: A sexually frustrated paedo-hippy from the 18th century. Obsessive about children, lambs and sex. Poems include 'Little Black Boy', which has now become his street name amongst Brooklyn's African-American street gangs, who hold him as a demigod. Before becoming a 'poet', Blake worked as a penny farthing manufacturer, over-aged paperboy, reggae aficionado and homosexual. Also used as an adjective for a friend who becomes easily depressed
Human #1 - "Dude you're such a William Blake"
Human #2 - "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!"
by Matty123Aberdeeen May 24, 2010
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William

A William is an amazing friend, who usually gives great advice; Usually a wrestler, Has rock hard abs and flawless hair. He will make you smile even when you are full of dispair. Every one wants him, but even tho he doesn't do anything, he is often described as a fuckboy. (People that call him that are just mad that he doesn't like them).
A William will always be there for you.
by DeanGuhlberry November 16, 2016
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William

To put it simply Williams are fuckboys(I know because of one of my good friends is a William
You are a William aren't you? Dating six girls in two months.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017
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Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.
Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.
by 1as2sy3la4 January 12, 2011
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