when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
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Me when

The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.

Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:

Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
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me when

ex.

person: my mother died
you: me when:
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Me when

When the party/get together has potato salad with paprika.
Aladeen: Me when the function has tater salad with paprika✈️🔥🏢✈️🔥🏢
by Dictator Aladeen November 24, 2023
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Me When

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
by Squirt (; May 14, 2023
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