Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

wanderlusty

pronunciation: wan der lust e

a very strong or irresistible urge to fuck every guy.

etymology: german : wandern, to wander + lusty, desire

"i was so drunk on saturday night, i was getting all wanderlusty."

look at that wanderlusty broad. she's in heat, rubbing all up on maurice there!"

by marymaroon December 14, 2007

wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

by peda June 17, 2003

WANGER

A man who is both a minger and a wanker

I can't believe she pulled that bloke, he's such a wanger!

by htlmm February 13, 2005

wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

by traceab June 7, 2007

Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

by hexpack February 12, 2015

tardo-wangers

People that are stupid with no education who post deffinitions to this website. In particular those who can't spell.

The person who defined gasex as, "people who ingage..."

by Quint April 24, 2004