meat truck 

one so vicious looking that it looks like they were hit by a meat truck, and every piece of meat chunks fused with there face.

that bitch is so ugly it looks like she got hit by a meat truck.

meat truck by pootusjuggalotus August 30, 2004

super tow truck 

a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.

I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!

super tow truck by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004

Hit by the Yogurt Truck 

Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload

Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck

Hit by the Yogurt Truck by murph73 April 25, 2010

dumps like a truck 

A term used to describe a woman with a large posterior. Mostly used for women whose posteriors are so large that it appears they have taken a dump in their pants.

Damn, that girl's got dumps like a truck

dumps like a truck by jkap1000 December 7, 2009

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

too much sand for my little truck by routtatout August 14, 2007

nirt-nirt truck 

A lifted up old 4x4 pick-up truck typically driven by a nirt-nirt, characteristically nirt-nirt trucks are beat-up, rusty, and generally in poor condition but run well because nirt-nirts are always wrenching on them to keep them running through the mud. Nirt-nirts will sometimes sell thier truck to buy a different one with bigger tires. Common descriptions to look for in a listing for a nirt-nirt truck in the classifieds: "Runs Good," "Fast & Fun," and also "Rusty-but-Trusy" See photo.

See photo for nirt-nirt truck.

nirt-nirt truck by charlygordon123456 July 12, 2006

asshole in a truck 

A term used to describe a bad driver of a truck, 4WD or ute. See song often sung by drivers.

"I'm an asshole in a truck
I'm an asshole in a truck
I cannot drive for shit
I'm an asshole in a truck".

asshole in a truck by John Barratt August 20, 2008