laundry troll 

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

laundry troll by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

basement troll 

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.

Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.

basement troll by nemo421 December 3, 2007

Internet Troll 

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

To be a good Internet Troll you must copy and paste this definition all over the internet.

Internet Troll by Master of God's Master October 17, 2009

Bieber Troll 

Someone who randomly mentions pop star Justin Bieber to piss off the members of the discussion. Very popular on youtube.

Bieber Troll (on a Metallica Video)
METALLICA SUCKS!!!! ALL THEY DO IS DROP F-BOMBS AND SLAP THEIR INSTRUMENTS LOUDLY!!!! JUSTIN BIEBER IS BETTER AND HAS MORE TALENT THAN METALLICA

Bieber Troll by eaglestrolol November 5, 2010

Tone Troll

A Tone Troll is a form of internet troll focusing on the tone of arguments. A Tone Troll will typically express great consternation and offense at the style of an argument, as a way of distracting from the actual content.

This is done deliberately as a way to derail arguments; the Tone Troll prefers to muddy the issue by changing the subject diverts attention away from the merit of the argument itself and unto the specific words being used to advance it.

Commenter: I think killing people because they're gay is wrong, goddammit.

Tone Troll: How dare you use a dirty word like that! Have you no shame? I demand an apology.

Commenter: Don't you think the fact that people are being killed is slightly more important than whether I said a naughty word?

Tone Troll: Why should I listen to anything you say when you're using such filthy language?

Commenter: Okay, sorry, but what about my argument?

Tone Troll: I'm entirely too upset to continue this discussion. I think you should be more careful what you say in the future.

Tone Troll by LykeX September 27, 2014

grammar troll 

People who only reply to blog/news posts, to correct the grammar of other posters.

The grammar troll couldn't defend his side of the argument, all he could do was point out my incorrect "your/you're"

grammar troll by euromarkus August 16, 2011

ER Troll 

one who frequents the ER regularly in search of pain medications.

That ER Troll wants more dilaudid.

ER Troll by jerry's kids March 20, 2009