lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!
“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”
by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023
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bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'
by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010
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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 10, 2017
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No cursing Day

a day when nobody cures (august 23)
by lbndae August 11, 2020
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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 15, 2010
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kevin day

The deadliest piece on the board. Once took an Exy stick raw (no one elaborate on that). Probably knows more than you. Obnoxiously tall. Actual dog mom with a alcohol problem
“Someone keep the vodka away from Kevin Day.”
“I think it’s permanently fused to his hand :/“
*drunk Kevin hissing noises*
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