by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014
Get the brown blizzardmug. A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
Get the Brown Wizardmug. Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016
Get the Craig Brownmug. The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
by Sticka June 9, 2009
Get the Brown Williemug. "How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
Get the Brown Midasmug. by jack boone February 4, 2009
Get the mosses brownmug. by ADub91 November 26, 2010
Get the Bluffton Brownmug.