titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

Cat Coin

Cat Coin is a game where you basically take the coin, and whether you have a dick or a pussy, you shove it in the "coin slot" of your butthole (for males), or vagina. Whoever can fit the most Cat Coins in their butthole/pussy wins. Also, after every Cat Coin the player inserting the coin must say "Cat Coin!"

"Noah, I don't want to play Cat Coin anymore."
"Shut up bitch, we're playing Cat Coin."

by bammz March 17, 2021

alley cat

1. a stray cat, a homeless cat

2. a sexually promiscuous person, usually a woman

An alley cat ran out into the street causing the several cars to swerve.

by Light Joker April 5, 2006

Nyan Cat

Internet meme of a cat that craps out rainbows and has a poptart or toast body. Often shown playing as a loop.

Lyrics:
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For further detail search nyan cat on google.

"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan "

"Nyan cat....so mesmerizing..." :o

by NyanSlaveAri May 13, 2011

cat burrito

A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails.

Gimme that towel over there so we can make Nickels into a cat burrito

by Kernel September 10, 2006

Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.

Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

30 with a cat

A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.

Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the party…did you hook up with her?
No way, forget that…”30 with a cat”.

by somareality July 29, 2009