OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks

Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch

by 541 goat October 31, 2023

Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .

"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."

by flowtrees December 14, 2014

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.

Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010