Red goggles

When a girls take her period blood and draws circles around your eyes

"Dude I pissed off my girl and she gave me red goggles"

by ShadowReaper May 6, 2018

Goggle

you just spelt google rong, hooray!
n0w GO TO LONDON OR DIE

trust me, go to london since you put in goggle instead of google

by ShutUpAllisonYourAnnoyingMe March 30, 2022

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.

YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!

by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024

Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.

Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.

by The turret December 14, 2020